Here are some things that I don’t know:
1. If a man threatens to make you cry like a baby, is he into age-play?
2. What do people in China call their good plates?
3. Do vegan environmentalists spank with anything besides plastic?
What I do know:
1. It never hurts him more than it hurts me.
2. The prettiest panties are worn for the least amount of time.
3. If there’s a witty comeback to be found, count on Erica Scott to find it.
As I ponder weighty matters such as fancy ketchup — what makes it fancy, anyway? — I often wander over to Erica’s blog to read about her own ruminations on life, love and spanking.
For someone as well-known as she is — a published author (with a much-anticipated second book on its way) and a spanking film star — Erica’s fame has not gone to her head. Honesty is her trademark; witty repertoire is her calling card. She unfailingly delivers both whether her subject is a trip to the gym or a trip over “New Guy’s” lap.
Of the numerous bloggers (a gazillion at last count), she is one of the most approachable and identifiable among us.
There are, however, a few rules when corresponding with Erica.
Don’t ask her if it hurts. Don’t tell her she looks good for her age. Know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, “it’s” and “its”. And, this is a good general rule for everyone, do NOT liken a woman’s lips to her anus.
Otherwise, shelve your important life questions (why is everything in the last place we look for it?), and head on over to Erica Scott: Life, Love & Spanking. Why I made her my July Blog of the Month will not be on your list of unanswerable mysteries.
1. If a man threatens to make you cry like a baby, is he into age-play?
2. What do people in China call their good plates?
3. Do vegan environmentalists spank with anything besides plastic?
What I do know:1. It never hurts him more than it hurts me.
2. The prettiest panties are worn for the least amount of time.
3. If there’s a witty comeback to be found, count on Erica Scott to find it.
This woman cannot be sarcastic. Can she?
As I ponder weighty matters such as fancy ketchup — what makes it fancy, anyway? — I often wander over to Erica’s blog to read about her own ruminations on life, love and spanking.
For someone as well-known as she is — a published author (with a much-anticipated second book on its way) and a spanking film star — Erica’s fame has not gone to her head. Honesty is her trademark; witty repertoire is her calling card. She unfailingly delivers both whether her subject is a trip to the gym or a trip over “New Guy’s” lap.
Of the numerous bloggers (a gazillion at last count), she is one of the most approachable and identifiable among us.
There are, however, a few rules when corresponding with Erica.
Don’t ask her if it hurts. Don’t tell her she looks good for her age. Know the difference between “your” and “you’re”, “it’s” and “its”. And, this is a good general rule for everyone, do NOT liken a woman’s lips to her anus.
Otherwise, shelve your important life questions (why is everything in the last place we look for it?), and head on over to Erica Scott: Life, Love & Spanking. Why I made her my July Blog of the Month will not be on your list of unanswerable mysteries.
Banner courtesy of Zelle, from No Domme Blonde
The Pink Report 
Pink, you make me smile. Thank you so, so much for this. Oh, and yes, I am quite sarcastic, but at the moment, I’m being sincere when I say that I am honored. 🙂
And thanks to Zelle for the banner! Holy cow — two of me? Can the world stand that?
Yours is one of my absolute favorite blogs, Erica.
As far as there being two of you — no, I’m pretty certain the world isn’t ready for that. 🙂
Pink,
My introduction to Erica Scott was through Shadow Lane. I’ve watched her in many clips and, IMHO, she’s one fine ass actress.
She is one talented lady, no doubt.
Do you have clips you’ve been hiding from me? Do share. 🙂
Excellent, excellent choice, Pink. Erica is a wonderful woman in looks, personality, wit and honesty. Truly a beautiful woman both inside and out. I have said this before and I repeat it now, she is the Queen of Spankdom.
“Queen of Spankdom”….I like it and it fits her. 🙂
Erica is an amazing talent! I’m a relatively new fan–I never got on that whole MySpace thing–but I always enjoy her stories and commentary on life and kink. Another fine selection, Pink! Maybe you missed your calling as a sommelier…
I’d rather just sample the wine, Dioneo. 😉
Hers is one of my must read blogs along with yours. Always gives me a laugh and many ideas of things I’ll never have the guts to say to a top. 😉 @D, would you say she’s a wonderful ass-tress? Okay, that’s bad. Scratch that. Lol. Now I’m wondering if I claim to be a vegan, will that keep wood away from me? Hmm… food for thought.
Is it bad that I snorted at your ass-tress joke? 😉
It might keep leather away from you…but I hear vinyl is almost as painful. Let’s devise a Plan B. And a Plan C.
I ♥ ERICA! — “she’s my hero!” — I’ve learned a few choice “sasses” from her that’s for sure!
AS IF you needed to learn more sass.
😉
But I do! I do! You know how wily those Tops are!
— “I consider it my mission to disrupt Top Logic!”
You do speak the truth.
It’s like an Imp Recertification class. We must be up on all of the new ways to tease and tempt those Tops.
“It’s like an Imp Recertification class. We must be up on all of the new ways to tease and tempt those Tops.”
Indeed! Erica is a walkin’ talking “theologian of throttlin’ thesaurus”… (say that 3 times really fast! LOL) – So if you need another way o’ doing things around your Top.. she’s your GO TO GAL!