Well, Obviously…

16 Jun


Speaking of obvious, shall we put warning labels on spatulas and leather belts?
 
Will cause pain when applied to buttocks. Do not use while sleeping.
 
Yeah, spanking hurts. Sometimes it feels like he’s trying to spank this kink right out of me. He hasn’t yet.
 
He can keep trying, though.
 

I’m a big baby. Pain doesn’t turn me on. There’s a part of me that really hates — loathes, despises, insert passionate word here — spanking. He reaches for the wooden paddle and I groan. I mean that groan. I mean it with every fiber.
 
If there were a bonfire of the paddles, I’d be the first to throw my bra on top of the heap.
 
Spanking hurts.
 

But submission…oh, submission is glorious. Even among the most unsubmissive of us spankos (and I hate to speak for others), there must be something in laying yourself across the dangerous cliff of a set of knees, knowing that you might teeter but never topple.
 
As much as I dislike condescendingly obvious warning labels, here’s one that should be sewn onto every Top’s knees: Buckle up.

5 Responses to “Well, Obviously…”

  1. Zelle June 16, 2011 at 11:55 pm #

    ooooohhh! In the infamous words of Bette Davis..
    “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!”

    (heehee) I like that driving pain as the speed increases.. mostly stingy pain though.. not thuddy anything! That pain drives me at nascar speed, accelerated into oblivion .. which leads me to that endorphin garage… where I roll up the windows and asphyxiate myself on the lust of it all… 🙂

  2. Lea June 17, 2011 at 12:56 am #

    Ah, stupid warning labels. It all started with the woman who sued McDonalds for hot coffee being hot when she spilled it on herself. If I could sue someone everytime I spilled on myself, I’d be richer than Ross Perot. Lol. There’s already sweatpants with words across the rear. Maybe someone can make a pair that reads “Caution: Spankable” or “May Cause Distraction, Do Not Stare At While Driving”.

  3. Erica June 17, 2011 at 2:27 am #

    LOL — the pictures you find! I love that “caution” shot. As for warning labels — I’m waiting for a tube of KY Jelly to have in fine print on the back: “Do not spread on toast.”

    OK, wooden paddles suck all to hell. But I do like spanking pain. It’s unlike any other pain, for me.

  4. Season June 17, 2011 at 11:28 am #

    Know what needs a flammable warning on it? Capsaicin cream! At least it sure feels like flames have been ignited… 😳

    LOL Erica on the jelly. :mrgreen:

    Pink – so right about that certain something about submission….exquisitely maddeningly stomach-butterflyingly sublime. 🙂

  5. Barely Pink June 17, 2011 at 10:52 pm #

    I have decided that I had a few too many drinks tonight to make intelligent conversation.

    Bliggity.

    Snorfle. What she said.

    Thanks for your comments! I’m off to bed. I’ll reply better tomorrow.

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