How many of you have been spanking without this permit? Print immediately and hang it on the fridge — make it official.
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Being of temporary unsound mind and having lost all patience due to inexcusable, unanswerable and impertinent acts, words, deeds, and designs on part of wife is hereby granted permission to spank said wife in the following manner. Use sturdy chair, set on edge, knees apart. Look fierce, act quickly, don’t let her struggle. Lift skirt and petticoats (if any), take down panties (if any). Now — if still mad, proceed as planned. If not mad at this point you don’t need this permit. Your marriage license covers everything from this point on.
Paddle method: Efficient and effective. Objection: Might feel sorry and no fun.
Bare hand method: Most used and popular. Objection: Very distracting when used slowly.