I imagine he would inquire about the difference in flavor between bok choy and cabbage. Knowing the answer — the difference lying in texture, preparation and presentation more than flavor — he’d use the question as an introduction and not as a test. His hand settles decisively on the bok choy. Ah, a risk […]
My panties quit before I made it to the kitchen. I tied the apron in the mirror, saw my breasts overflow the halter top, twirled to look at myself from the side, the back. Nothing underneath, I decided, as I pushed the now damp panties to the floor, readjusted the bow behind me, and […]
He can’t know. He can’t know the vibrations I feel with every spank, the pressure that builds at the bud, demanding to be uncapped. He can’t understand the weight of breasts bouncing, nipples tightening, as they loose themselves from my bra. I am certain he has no idea of the high-pitched yearning that […]
I had it delivered directly to D’s. Patience is not one of my virtues, so at the end of each day I anxiously asked, “Have you received a package from Eden Fantasys yet?” It arrived in time for our weekend together. I’d be experiencing it in less than 24 hours, time enough […]
This is an approximation of a recurring dream I’ve had since I was 20 and beginning to fulfill my spanking desires. Written months ago, I’ve decided to post it. …. I awaken, disoriented, with my nightgown damp and twisted between my legs. Voices from the kitchen, a low conversation punctuated with thoughtful laughter, drift […]
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But really now… she should have known.. you can’t wear white panties till Easter… (shakes head).. some women never learn… where are the fashion police when ya need them. LOL
Judging from the temperature in this room, I won’t even comment on his white pin-stripes.
Pink, the temperature can always be raised a few more degrees from the heat emanating off your spanked bottom. I love physics, or would this be biology?
Would it be Physiology or Topology?
A perfect example of Top logic!
Yes, to many Tops we know *ahem, Michael* this would appear perfectly logical.
Oh maaaaan! Where did you find that picture of Michael? 😆
It was in the urban dictionary under “Top Logic”. He is apparently the poster child. 😉
Hi Pink, didn’t see you hear as I was dealing with naughty Zelle and dd. You meant the Poster Top, though, right Miss Pink.
Er….ummm….sure. Yeah, that’s TOTALLY what I meant.
Yes, Pink, Zelle and dd, this totally makes sense. And your doubts just confirms that you young ladies need to enroll in my LECTure class where I teach Logic of the Toppy variety, Ethics so an imp knows naughty from nice and the ouchy consequences of her naughtiness and Critical Thinking which will hone your reflective judgement and empower you to overcome your natural imp tendencies to get into trouble and have your tushes toasted. Oh, and since I’m of Italian ancestry I speak with my hands so my LECTure will definitely be hands on.
And I see Miss Season needs a refresher course which is aways ouchier than the first go round.
omg… that was just the BEST comment! rofl.. geeze louise you Toppy-Tops keep me laughing.. *with you(!)*.. not at you..
(figured clarification might be needed in this room! LOL)
Glad I tickled your fancy, Zelle, and that I also made you laugh. Thanks for the clarification but you still need your bum smacked. Just saying is all. 🙂
Haha, these are the best comments, I agree, Zelle. Who wouldn’t go for a hands on lecture — whether the professor is right or not?
Zelle, so are you saying before Easter you gals wear no panties? I love your fashion sense, and just heard my application to the fashion police has been accepted so you and your sister imps be prepared for random panty checks, though I doubt if twice daily really qualifies as random. 😉
mm mm mm.. just like a Top to have “selective hearing”… and “NO”.. “au contraire mon ami!”.. I did not say that! (did that lil bit o’ French soften ya up?? Cause I’m once again diggin’ a hole…)
I love French, mon cheri, and oui, oui, you are definitely digging a hole for your gorgeous self, Zelle, but I will always lend a hand to help you out and over my lap. And selective hearing as well as selective memory is usually an imp affliction, but I cannot deny I sometimes hear what I want to hear. “What’s that, Season, you want an ass burn? Coming right up. Oh, aspirin, sorry about that, let me get you a bag of frozen peas for your bum.”
LOL, Michael, YOU are a pain in the aspirin.
*psst* Michael is ill today, so take no notice 🙂
Hi, Michael *waves*
Hi dd, waves my hand across your backside again and again.
How is it that one top can overpower 4 bottoms? We need reinforcements.
I know! Try being alone in a room with him when he is in a Toppy mood. Sheesh.
Sick, I tell you, sick.
Get the thermometer, quick 😉
Yes, get the thermometer so I can take dd’s temp in the most blushy way.
Pink, not any ol’ Top, but a Top who can push squirmy buttons on four lovely ladies.
Um…dd…you better run, quick! I suspect he doesn’t plan on putting that thermometer in your mouth!
Hi, Pink! I just discovered your blog and have been reading a bit. I love your writing; you have a unique, thoughtful, and entertaining perspective. i also love today’s cartoon – it makes a much sense as any Top Logic I’ve ever known… 🙂
Thank you, Larken, and welcome to my blog! Happy you found me…
You are right. We can get spanked for, literally, moving, so it isn’t a stretch that Tops would also play Fashion Police. 🙂
Hi Larken, great to see you here. Pink has a fun, creative blog which you entertain you immensely.
Pink, I will make an excellent Fashion Policeman. Now, let me check if your stocking’s seams are straight. Tsk, tsk, offline about a quarter centimeter, that’s a violation. Okay, bend over as I must enforce the law.
Season responded with “LOL, Michael, YOU are a pain in the aspirin.”
Honey, didn’t you mean Bayer aspirin? 😉
LOL! Yes, you are a pain in the Bayer aspirin, Michael. 😉
Classic!
Yes, but Pink, what happens if we dress in the fashion of their desiring? You could hardly go out in the snow!
Michael, you know you are unwell, now back to bed and take a couple of asprin off Season on the way. I do like to be helpful 🙂
And I like to be helpful too, dd. Here, let me help you over my lap.
** Physiology or Topology?*.. says Pink!!
No Pink! It’s all about Quantum physics Darlin’! Talk about your Toppy science!
Yup…there they are… with their discrete little units of energy called “handspanka”.. You see..sometimes their Toppy energy is not continuous, but comes in small but discrete smacks when we least expect it! Their energy can come and go.. sorta like riding a wave.. and be sure to watch your back(side).. cause that “handspanka” stuff can be random.
It’s nearly impossible to know both the position and the momentum of a “handspanka” at the same time. But.. the more precisely a bottom figures that out.. the less precise is the “handspanka” impact measurement of the Top!
The atomic vanilla world is nothing like the world we live in. These Tops are a tricky lot… mmm-hmm.. yes they are!
Haha…Oh MAN, I’d love to see the Top that goes up against you! Handspanka…LOL…you’d give Galileo a run for his money.
LOL!! It does seem though that the TOP of T.O.P.S is being topped by the likes of Zelle, dd and you, Miss Pink.
dd, before delivering the aspirin, wait, I do need to send some flowers and chocolates with for Season – she definitely deserves it.
And Michael – your TOP logic is erm….remarkable?
The thing with Tops is that it would require an existence of logic for them to recognize the lack of logic. It’s a conundrum, isn’t it, Raven?
You cut right to the heart of the matter, Pink. That is the most perfect logic I’ve ever seen! 🙂
We must keep these things simple for them, Larken. 😛
Raven, definately flowers and chocs for Season.
Michael is deteriorating quckly and is now on the Castor Oil 🙂
Hi Pink, you have to step up, this is your blog, don’t let Michael take over with his Top Illogic. *she says as she hides behind Pink* Especially when he is under the weather like he is, he has no idea what he is saying. When he is feeling better he will be so embarrassed at what he said.
Michael, get better, take your aspirin, castor oil and get your temperature taken. How’s your tummy felling ? hee hee 🙂
I know! I look away for just a little bit and one Top runs amok. And they say we’re the trouble-makers.
FYI – Larken wrote a poem about the day’s events here and on our blog. We put it up as a post. 😆
I’ll add a link. Can’t wait to read it!
Michael…how do you feel?
(snickering) Yes, I would agree that this comic is a classic example of Top Logic. In other words, it makes no @#$%ing sense whatsover. 🙂
Yes…Top Logic = Myth. Proof positive.
You neede proof, Pink?!
It’s good to reevaluate one’s beliefs. If one comes to the same conclusion time and time again, it must be true!
Talk about attracting too much attention, ya think there is any such thing… now really. Just had to add my 2¢.
Emanueue
Oh, to live in a time when a man spanking his wife in public would merely result in fascinated bystanders. That’s the kind of attention I’d love to have.
I always thougt bare skin the most attractive thing a woman could wear why would fashion police be necessary.
tops are like women, if you can figure them out the fun is gone.
I think you are right, although I’d never thought of it like that. If you could figure out a Top, not only would the fun be gone, but you’d probably want to get yourself analyzed. 😉
Pink, thanks for adding a link to Larken’s wonderful if cheeky poem. Two naughty girls combining there imp power. The world will never be the same.
Her poem rocks. This was fun, Michael. Considering that it was just you representing all of the Tops, you held up fairly well. We still bested you, though. 😛
My poem rocks?! Cool. 🙂 Thank you very much. And for the link, too. I love combining Imp Power. And thanks, Michael and Season, too.
It most certainly does, Larken! 🙂
We need t-shirts. Imp Power! Super Spankee!
And a theme song…
Bested by the best. I can deal with that, but admit it Miss Pink, you were no longer barely after our little foray. Neither was Zelle, Season, dd or Larken.
Ok, ok…I concede. We all had nice, colorful cheeks. I can just picture all of us, smirking in the line-up. Who is the real winner here? 😉
Imp Power huh?? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm… okay..
HERE!
LOL Excellent, Zelle, a Top as a monkey but being Topped by the words Imp Power. You need to run pr for the entire country.
I love it!
Poor Michael.. he thinks the blue eyed, lipsticked monkey is a TOP??? (and here I thought men were such visual creatures!).. mm mm mm … That is a female “Chimp” – who’s a definitive sassy Imp!.. And her impish powers have been halo’d by the text where tis most apropos.. LOLOLOL
Great picture, Zelle 🙂
Michael admits he’s been bested! he he…As far as I remember, Michael, you ended up in bed being tended by Nursey Larken with asprin, castor oil and a thermometer and not a bared butt in sight.
I’m not altogether sure a Super Spankee t-shirt is a good idea, Pink, it might give some illogical people the wrong message.
You’re probably right, dd. Some would definitely see it as a challenge.
Zelle, at first I did see the chimp imp was female, but I just assumed you were sending a message that all Tops were monkeys as you make a monkey’s uncle of us all.
Now Michael.. as an “Imp” in good standing (snorts!) .. I would never ever intentionally make a monkey’s uncle out of a Top! That would be a very kamikaze like move to make! ROFL!
Zelle, I didn’t know you were Japanese.
@Michael.. believe it or not.. I worked for a Japanese firm.. the largest “egg producing” company on the east coast (cost accountant).. So now ya know where I get my eggs for frying.. hahahaha!
WOW! That means there was a whole lot of laying going on around there, Zelle.
I need a warning before you post something like that, Michael! I must clean the diet coke off of my screen now. 😛
I don’t even click from email notice to here unless I’ve moved all beverages to the side.. the FAR SIDE.. cause this place is a laugh riot!!