P.S. Lurkers, I love you!

21 Oct
Today is “Love our Lurkers Day” across the spanking blogosphere. Thanks go to Bonnie for creating this very special Holiday, a day to encourage readers to delurk and make comment.

If you love my blog, if you hate it, if you are stopping by for the first or the one-hundredth time today, this post is for you: the readers of The Pink Report.

Here’s your chance. I’m putting my butt on the line for you. For every comment received on this post, either from a new commenter or a loyal one, D will administer 4 swats to my bared bottom, 2 to each cheek. You might not think that 4 swats is much, but then I would argue that you’ve never felt his massive hand or thick strap.

Four extra swats can make all the difference between tears and gyrations, sniffles and gasps.

But don’t feel too sorry for me as I’m perched over his knee and reading each of your comments out loud before receiving the 4 smacks with the hand, strap, brush or cane — I obviously enjoy this marvelous thing that we do (although take note that I didn’t say “paddle”).

Even if the comment count reaches 100 — impossible! — I can take it — crying like a baby! — and will loudly thank you or curse you in the very near future. For you I will martyr myself.

Here I am, removing my own belt, knowing that it will soon be used on my bared flesh (the indignity!). So delurk! Make comment — anonymous posters always welcome!

Thank you in advance for the wondrous experience I will soon have at your hands. Forgive me if I save the proper thank yous for D.

P.P.S. Because I will be away for the majority of LOL day, this is posting early…my bottom may live to regret that extra opportunity for comments!

85 Responses to “P.S. Lurkers, I love you!”

  1. Ally October 20, 2010 at 9:29 pm #

    Happy LOL Day! 🙂

  2. command October 20, 2010 at 9:33 pm #

    Pink, I'm glad to see you are willing to donate time to my favorite charity: Over My Knee. I'm proud to enter this first comment in support of both of our causes.

  3. command October 20, 2010 at 9:38 pm #

    Pink, Happy Lurker Day!

  4. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    Oh, man…is it too late to say that multiple comments from the same person only count as one comment? I know what you'll say to that, D, and I can see where this is headed! And, Ally…thank you for being the first! (You beat D to it…)Oh, and my own comments don't count. 😉

  5. command October 20, 2010 at 9:41 pm #

    Like they say in Chicago: vote, and vote often!Er, I mean comment, and comment often.

  6. command October 20, 2010 at 9:42 pm #

    This might be my favorite post ever!

  7. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 9:43 pm #


  8. babygirl cricket October 20, 2010 at 9:46 pm #

    Not a lurker, but had to comment. What an awesome post, pink! I love the idea!

  9. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 9:51 pm #

    babygirl cricket: I thought so, too! But I think I was outsmarted by a Dom with far too much time on his hands!

  10. command October 20, 2010 at 9:53 pm #

    Pink, I know what your thinking and I want to put your mind at ease: If the count gets to high, I'll wear those leather riding gloves I have for the bike. Have no fear about the effect this will have on my hand.

  11. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm #

    D, I am no longer responding to you as I think you mistakenly view it as encouragement.

  12. Mitch October 20, 2010 at 10:04 pm #

    Pink — I could never ignore a woman who has such a simple request. A few moments of my time, four swats for you. A deal I can't refuse!

  13. command October 20, 2010 at 10:06 pm #

    I think your lurkers should decide if *your* comments count…..

  14. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 10:09 pm #

    Mitch, you are so reasonable! :)Am I missing anyone? Anyone see another comment here from someone else? No? Carry on.

  15. HEDONE October 20, 2010 at 10:35 pm #

    When I lurk I still like people to know I lurked so I leave a 🙂

  16. Anonymous October 20, 2010 at 10:36 pm #

    …butt (giggle) I don't always do that. Most of the time I just lurk.

  17. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 10:37 pm #

    Hedone, I know you just left that second comment! Shame on you! (Thank you!)

  18. HEDONE October 20, 2010 at 10:40 pm #

    Because I am a loyal follower and sometimes a lurker, that means I've earned you eight swats, right?

  19. barely.pink October 20, 2010 at 10:45 pm #

    Umm…12 now. :)Because I didn't specify, D has ruled that multiple comments from the same person count. He got me on a technicality. Lesson learned: Leave no loopholes when dealing with a top!

  20. Dioneo October 21, 2010 at 12:14 am #

    I don't think I count as a lurker by any stretch, but I hope I still count towards the total. You're awesome, Pink! I can't say that enough.

  21. Chross October 21, 2010 at 1:18 am #

    not really a lurker, too – but my comments are rather scarce :)From the looks of it, this will be a heck of a spanking. Maybe will get to see the result :)?Cheers Chross

  22. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 1:57 am #

    your blog is greatkind regardsplaer

  23. Lilith Pane October 21, 2010 at 2:08 am #

    For the lurkers and your sexy butt!!Love, licks and lashings,-Lil

  24. ronnie October 21, 2010 at 3:59 am #

    Not a lurker. Always enjoy visiting your excellent and so much fun blog and just wanted to comment on this special day.Happy LOL Day.Love,Ronniexx

  25. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 4:53 am #

    Thank you for all of your writings this past twelvemonth Miss Pink. You are an inspiration to me as a writer, and I hope to many others who we share as friends across Facebook and the various blogs.Enjoy your spanks…(as if you wouldn't.)God Bless, and D Blister,Curtseygirl.(Kirsten Ellison)xx

  26. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 4:55 am #

    And because I am NOT mean I am only going to post ONE comment.Kxx

  27. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 9:04 am #

    These 4 swats are from me young lady!:)FH

  28. Michael October 21, 2010 at 9:47 am #

    Happy LOL Day, Pink. And thank you so much for the post you gifted us with today. Wonderful, simply wonderful. 🙂

  29. barely.pink October 21, 2010 at 10:59 am #

    Dioneo: The feeling is definitely mutual! Your blog continues to impress…and thanks for being so supportive of me!Chross: It certainly will be. D is limbering up to make sure it has just the right impact. I just may post the results…we'll see if I can muster the courage. :)Plaer: Hello and welcome! Thanks for delurking and I'm so happy you enjoy my ramblings. :)Lil: I'm shaking my sexy butt just for you. Ronnie: It is great to have you here and I always, always appreciate your comments!Kirsten: You have such a way with words but I'd prefer you strike "blister" from your vocabulary! And, yes, thank you for your kindness in only posting once. :)FH: Thank you, sir, may I have another?Michael: Thanks, Michael! So happy to have you here!

  30. Not My Original Vows October 21, 2010 at 11:09 am #

    Barely Pink- I wanted to contribute to the cause. Happy LOL day.Katia

  31. SPANKEDHORTIC October 21, 2010 at 11:10 am #

    Have a great LOL day Miss Pink, here's another four swats.Prefectdt

  32. Spank-A-Lot October 21, 2010 at 11:20 am #

    HAPPY LOL Day!!! Enjoy the swats!!!

  33. command October 21, 2010 at 11:22 am #

    Pink, I'll expect you to count the swats out loud. If you mess up, we'll have to start over. 🙂

  34. babygirl cricket October 21, 2010 at 11:23 am #

    Pink, oh no – how did you get out smarted with this? I simply cannot imagine! 🙂 Sorry if this adds another 4.. laughs.. and if it does, don't tell my Daddy, or I'll be sure to get some as well. 😛 xoxo

  35. B'Man October 21, 2010 at 11:27 am #

    That's quite a donation! Good luck and Happy LOL Day! Yes, I've been here (and quite regularly) but never commented. So I am now officially de-lurked for the Pink Report.

  36. DevlinONeill October 21, 2010 at 11:49 am #

    Goes for me too, Pink – D. O'Neill delurking for the cause. And I'll be back. 😉

  37. HEDONE October 21, 2010 at 12:01 pm #

    It would be really HOT! If on 3 of the swats you screamed my name: Hedone! Hedone!! Hedone!!!:) :)-HP.S. That's 16 swats cuz of me *giggle* …but who's counting.

  38. MarQe's Study October 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm #

    I Lurve to Lurk !!! ;)MarQe x

  39. Karl Friedrich Gauss October 21, 2010 at 1:27 pm #

    Pink, you're being quite the brave girl here. Perhaps with so many comments, the spanks will have to be spread out over more than one session. I have enjoyed reading your blog and looking at the pictures, and I hope to continue.Will you post a report on your LOL-day spanking, Pink? Please!

  40. Erica October 21, 2010 at 2:12 pm #

    Oh, oh, OH!!! Way to garner comments, O Sneaky One! Harrrumphh!Happy LOL V, spanko sister. 🙂

  41. Hermione October 21, 2010 at 2:37 pm #

    Hi Pink,Happy LOL day! I don't consider myself a lurker but your blog rocks! I'm happy to do my bit to get you the spanking you need.Hugs,Hermione

  42. radanols_girl October 21, 2010 at 2:51 pm #

    Mmmm, this is a delicious plan. Tempts me to post under ALL my IDs. *giggles*

  43. radanols_girl October 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm #

    Ohhh, multiple comments DO count. Scary, is he going to count your own comments too? *looks back and counts* Ouchies…I forgot to mention I've been lurking a while, I love your blog, but often get frustrated by never knowing if any pictures you post are actually you… care to 'fess up?

  44. Lisa October 21, 2010 at 2:57 pm #

    Wow, you're brave. Okay, here goes. enjoy another four on me.

  45. barely.pink October 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm #

    Katia: And a worthy cause it is! Thank you!Prefectdt: By now, I will be feeling all of these swats and thanking my spontaneous decision to do this!Spankalot: Welcome! You delurked! Thank you! :)D: What? Did you say something? babygirl cricket: He's a wily one, that D. And I will only tell if you want me to. ;)B'Man: Hoorah! Thanks for delurking and visiting! Devlin: I always sensed you were the magnanimous sort. Hedone: We're working on audio for this celebration, so I might say just that. (Followed by some expletives, of course!)MarQe: And on a variation of a famous quote, "A cane lurks in the grass."KFG: Hello and welcome! I'm happy that you delurked! We're up to 160 now so I'll be writing my follow-up post while pressing a frozen steak to my behind — but, yes, there will be a follow-up!Erica: I blame the sugar high I was on for this last minute decision. What a terrible, wonderful idea! :)Hermione: We girls must stick together. 🙂 Thanks for commenting today and previously. I love having you here! radanols_girl: Hello and welcome! Yay! Go ahead, hit me with your best shot. 😉 And I may have posted a pic or two of me on here. But I'll never tell (unless I decide to do a full-blown reveal). I am actually pretty shy, believe it or not. Annoying habit, that.Lisa: Woo-hoo! Brave or dumb, it remains to be seen! Thanks for delurking; it's lovely to see you here!

  46. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 3:37 pm #

    At this point I see 45 comments and I am adding mine to the list. Wish we could see these swats and hear the results!

  47. Brett B October 21, 2010 at 3:37 pm #

    Just discovered your blog yesterday. Looks great! Seems a shame my first comment will cause you pain.Oh well, at this point, what's another 4 swats on your bared flesh? 🙂

  48. Cookie Crawford October 21, 2010 at 4:00 pm #

    Happy LoL day.

  49. Sass October 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm #

    Hey Pink,What a daring challenge…I'm not sure I would be brave enough given the size of Daddy's hands…Yikes! Good luck to you tonight! :)Love,Sass

  50. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 5:12 pm #

    Have fun.WEG

  51. BrushStrokes October 21, 2010 at 5:18 pm #

    When he Gets to 201 though 204 you indeed can think of me. Happy LOL Day

  52. Bonnie October 21, 2010 at 5:20 pm #

    We love you too, Pink. Thanks for being a big part of our Love Our Lurkers Day celebration (and taking one for the team!).Hugs,Bonnie

  53. babygirl cricket October 21, 2010 at 5:23 pm #

    Hate to add one more here, pink – but see my current post – I had to give you a shout out, and chance to share the pain, lol. Hope that is ok!

  54. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 5:30 pm #

    Four hard ones, please.

  55. luke October 21, 2010 at 5:52 pm #

    Four more from here! Do I get to choose the implement?

  56. patty October 21, 2010 at 6:11 pm #

    Have at it D. 4 more. With Lovepatty the lurker.;)

  57. October 21, 2010 at 7:28 pm #

    ❥ OUCH!! Can't say I have had more than a play spank….but I do Love your blog. Even though the pictures scare the jeeeves out of me!! Pehaps one day I will report a pink booty, until then I will read about yours!!Thanks!

  58. Life October 21, 2010 at 7:42 pm #

    The old coach says what a way to end a day!!!! These 4 are from the Coach! Enjoy

  59. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 8:30 pm #

    I have to say pink, I simply love your blog! You have a way with words, I enjoy every post 🙂

  60. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 8:52 pm #

    Take pictures.-A

  61. Anonymous October 21, 2010 at 9:09 pm #


  62. command October 21, 2010 at 10:45 pm #

    Pink, My day ends as it began: thinking of you and the next opportunity to put you over my knee. I'm looking forward to representing all the lurkers who participated on your blog for LOL too!

  63. barely.pink October 21, 2010 at 11:05 pm #

    Anony: Thanks for de-lurking! Pleasure to have you here! We're working on something to prove that these 244 swats really happened. :)Brett B: Oh, but there is so much pleasure in the pain. 🙂 Thanks for de-lurking and adding your four swats into the mix! Hope to see you around again!Cookie: Thanks and same to you!Sass: Yes, what was I thinking? (It won't be tonight as D & I live about an hour away from each other. But SOON!) Thanks for commenting!WEG: Oh yes, it will be guaranteed fun. Thanks!Brushstrokes: When he gets to 201-204, if there is still thought in my head it will be of you. I promise. And thanks for commenting!Bonnie: Awww. Although can it be considered "taking one for the team" if it's something I enjoy? 😉 Thanks for organizing this event. So. Much. Fun.Babygirl cricket: Awesome! This is something that should be shared! Hope you get lots of comments!Anony: Thanks for your comment! Even D's 'soft' is 'hard', so it shouldn't be a problem at all.Luke: Which implement, besides the wooden paddle,would you prefer? (And thanks for de-lurking!)Patty the lurker: Love to have you here! And always with love. And passion. And heat.Cute heart person: Thank you for visiting and commenting on my blog. I wish you a fine, pink booty when you are ready. Until then, I'm happy to share my experiences with you!Life: Just don't ask me to drop and give you 20. A girl has limits. (Thanks for stepping out of the locker to comment! Much appreciated.)Anony: Awww…thank you. Warm fuzzies and a little bit of blushing greeted your comment. Thank you, and I love that you de-lurked to tell me that.A: We will take pictures. Oh…did you mean for me to post them? You'll have to be more specific. ;)My Anony friend who is not anony to me at all: You are like a sister to me. We fight, we laugh, we talk into the long hours of the night (but not past my bedtime, never). Your support of me and unwavering faith have been unbelievable. Thank you; you've made me go all soft inside again. And, no. No 100,000 spanks. We can argue about that later, after you have had your caps lock key fixed.D: G'night. Love you.To everyone who commented: Oh my goodness, this has been a spectacular day. Thank you, thank you, thank you to the lurkers and non-lurkers alike. I appreciate all of you so much.I shall go to bed thinking of all of you and dreaming of the 248 spanks that will soon be visited upon me. Thank you again.

  64. barely.pink October 22, 2010 at 12:03 am #

    Holy hell. It's not 244! It's 256. Back to math class for this tired girl.G'night everyone!

  65. Ingen October 22, 2010 at 12:48 am #

    You know, several of the blogs I visit have had a "Love our lurkers" post today. You're the only one that's managed to convince me to step forward.

  66. Lilith Pane October 22, 2010 at 1:00 am #

    You and that tight ass are in big trouble, Miss Pink, much to your readers' and lurkers' devilish amusement.Let her have it Command!

  67. Anonymous October 22, 2010 at 1:04 am #

    The WEG wasn't my signature, it was Wicked Evil Grin as I was thinking about the 197 – 200 spanks you would be "having fun with" on my account. Now if I could persuade someone to take all my spankings on account, that would be awesome. ;-)Double WEG

  68. Curtseygirl October 22, 2010 at 6:14 am #

    Since you were so kind in asking it, I'm not saying anything.

  69. barely.pink October 22, 2010 at 7:03 am #

    Ingen: Wow. Whatever the reason that motivated you to step forward (it was the 4 swats, wasn't it?), I'm honored that it was on my blog! Thank you for the honors and I hope to see you around here often. :)Lil: Yes, yes we are in trouble for sure. I can hardly wait. WEGer (Wicked Evil Grinner): I thought "WEG" was a strange name, but the blonde in me didn't catch on. HA. And now you've earned me 8. Is that WEG followed by a sadistic laugh? ;)Curtseygirl: You have some nerve showing your adorable face around here again, even after I explicitly asked you not to. I love it.LOL Day…..SUCCESS!Thanks again!

  70. Raven Red October 22, 2010 at 8:27 am #

    Pink, I WAS in lurking mode yesterday..and decided to come today, to post…but after having to scroll down this page for half the morning, I forgot what I wanted to say…It had something to do with a brilliant blog by a brilliant, funny, sexy, sweet, talented girl..or something like that…A Huge HugRaven

  71. Alicat October 22, 2010 at 9:40 am #

    Lurk here but comment elsewhere, however, this time – 4 from me too!!

  72. K & J October 22, 2010 at 10:01 am #

    Next Year you may want to ask for less swats per comment or restrict it to people who have never commented on your blog before. Anyway here's 4 more for you XXOO ~Jess~

  73. NakedJaebird October 22, 2010 at 10:37 am #

    I wish I had know about #1, lurker day, and #2, this post. It's probably too late to leave a comment now, but great post! And smart way to get interaction. I may need to do something similair in the future. I'll keep it in my spank bank!

  74. babygirl cricket October 22, 2010 at 11:28 am #

    Wow.. *Hands you a soft pillow to sit on for after* hehe! Daddy loved the post, and He asked me to come tell you that He enjoys your blog as well. Hopefully He'll start de-lurking! Of course, who am I to argue, for it means I can throw another 4 swats your way! *grins cute like* xoxo

  75. babygirl cricket October 22, 2010 at 11:30 am #

    … and 4 more for good measure! Ahem!

  76. barely.pink October 22, 2010 at 2:45 pm #

    *NOTE* This comment does not count toward my total, Mr. D. It would be rude for me not to reply and spanking a girl for being polite would just send the entirely wrong message!Add blushing and flattered to that list, please, Raven. Your words are so kind and to them I'll say "it takes one to know one". Right back at ya, sista.Alicat, so pleased that you de-lurked to give me 4 swats. I swear it will totally be worth it! (At least for me.) :)Jess, it's been noted. I'm one to learn from my mistakes and next year there will be two stipulations: unique comments and 2 spanks for each comment. In addition to this LOL spanking I'm sure D will find another reason to give my bottom a go when next we meet. Suffice it to say I will not be barely pink. (And welcome to my blog, Jess! Thanks for commenting!)NakedJaebird: So happy you found me and no, it's not too late. I'm sure D would be more than happy to add on 4 more…babygirl cricket: and 4 more…babygirl cricket: and 4 more… Ha, you crack me up. I like you! (But I'm still happy that you have some coming to you, too!)

  77. babygirl cricket October 22, 2010 at 3:41 pm #

    (lol!) Like you too! Always get to giggling around you. 😉 Sorry for yet another 4.. but you said it yourself, would be rude not to respond! *grins cute like*

  78. OldFashionGirl October 23, 2010 at 7:00 am #

    I love your blog. xoxo.

  79. barely.pink October 23, 2010 at 9:24 am #

    babygirl cricket: This requires no response. 🙂 This was fun, we must play again.Old Fashion Girl: The feeling is quite mutual! Thanks for stopping by to make comment! 🙂

  80. R Humphries October 23, 2010 at 6:34 pm #

    Hiya Miss Pink … Sorry to have missed commenting on the actual LoL Day V but was otherwise engaged in the wonders of travel … I am glad that you got so many lovely comments … you certainly deserve them … you have a wonderful site, very funny and articulate … keep it up Ma'am … Cheers RH

  81. barely.pink October 23, 2010 at 8:49 pm #

    Your tardiness is completely acceptable, RH, with praise like that! 🙂 Thank you for stopping by to make comment, and I hope your travels were not too taxing. (Although I hear there is an excellent remedy for stress.)

  82. Anonymous October 24, 2010 at 2:36 am #

    How could I not contribute to four extra swats on your nice behind? I see that the comments are on their way to one hundred. Enjoy, and post some photos, please.Yours Erik, an admirer in Sweden

  83. barely.pink October 24, 2010 at 11:32 am #

    Hi, Erik! Thank you for de-lurking and adding your two cents, er…four swats. It's greatly appreciated. And there will be a reveal in some fashion next weekend. Perhaps photos, but definitely audio.Watch this space. 🙂

  84. Anonymous October 25, 2010 at 1:09 pm #

    miss pink im late darling i should be spanked too lol ,love and spanks ,nice blog ,tim xxx

  85. barely.pink October 25, 2010 at 3:54 pm #

    Yes, yes, you should, Tim! But thanks for stopping by! Never too late to leave a comment here; it is always appreciated!Hugs,Pink

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