Warning: spanking may lead to…

27 Sep
I spend a lot of time discussing the virtues of spanking but haven’t described the pitfalls. So what kind of hidden dangers are we looking at?

  1. Blindness;
  2. A knowing look from the Fed-Ex delivery man;
  3. Blog-writing;
  4. The annoying habit of confessing all of your misdeeds, even when not asked;
  5. A vocabulary riddled with acronyms: DD, D/s, HOH, OTK, BDSM;
  6. The sudden urge to eat an apple;
  7. http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/x1g5sy?additionalInfos=0

  8. Purchasing belts that are way too big for your waist and that you’d never wear in public;
  9. Uncontrolled blushing at the oft used phrase “spanking new”;
  10. Sentimental attachment to your furniture and other inexplicable objects. “That couch? Sure it’s old and ratty, but I can’t *bare* to part with it.”;
  11. Difficulty in explaining why the forearms and hands of a man are the first things you notice;
  12. A new paint job for all of the corners in your house;
  13. Friends mistaking you for a grand cook due to your extensive kitchen implement collection;
  14. The irrepressible and narcissistic need to look at your butt in every mirror you pass;
  15. The loss of a perfectly good bike to further your spanking endeavors.
  16. http://player.vimeo.com/video/12556105

Don’t say you haven’t been warned about these very serious, very real side-effects.

9 Responses to “Warning: spanking may lead to…”

  1. Breanna September 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm #

    lol… that's great. I love it 😀

  2. Bonnie September 26, 2010 at 12:16 pm #

    Hi Pink,Let's not forget that difficult to conceal cringe upon sitting. I've nearly outed myself more than once that way!Hugs,Bonnie

  3. barely.pink September 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm #

    Breanna: Glad you enjoyed it! Can you relate?Bonnie: Great point…"table for two, but one chair please" is difficult to explain! 😉

  4. command September 28, 2010 at 8:16 am #

    Pink, this is a good public service announcement! In times like this it's easy for things to get out of hand, so your warning is spot on. (Like the picture on point #11)

  5. barely.pink September 28, 2010 at 10:05 am #

    D, you know me, ever the good-doing girl. Please remember that.

  6. Celine September 29, 2010 at 11:39 pm #

    Oh man, you're cracking me up! Some of these are more true than I'd like to admit…*sheepish grin*

  7. Tenth Muse Top October 1, 2010 at 4:44 am #

    Ha Ha! Very funny! Definitely know about nos 2 and 3… Although it was the postman, but *cough*, bless Royal Mail, he blushed like a proper Brit and kept a poker-straight face! 🙂

  8. barely.pink October 1, 2010 at 9:46 pm #

    Celine, and there are so many more side effects to spanking that I thought of after I posted this (and one that Bonnie added). Are we sure this is what we want? (ABSOLUTELY!) :)Tenth Muse Top, glad you found your way here! I love your blog! You Brits are so proper. Here we get winks and raised eyebrows, which leads to the recipient blushing and fidgeting. 😉

  9. Tenth Muse Top October 2, 2010 at 3:31 am #

    LOL! Backatcha – this is a fun (and favourite) place to visit. Thanks for the welcome!

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