Smack that…bottle?

2 Aug

As if I needed further reason to blush while enthusiastically smacking the bottom of a stubborn ketchup bottle, Dressing for Pleasure, a fetish wear site, introduced these lovely stickers as a means to promote their gear. Place these stickers on condiment jars and invite “patrons to explore a completely different appetite while addressing their hunger”.

And no, dear Sirs, spanking the hell out of a ketchup bottle will not serve as a proper warm-up.

5 Responses to “Smack that…bottle?”

  1. Dioneo August 2, 2010 at 4:35 pm #

    I know this totally wasn't the point of your post, but the ketchup reference reminded me of this cartoon:

  2. August 2, 2010 at 5:53 pm #

    That cartoon made me smile, Dioneo. Better yet, let's explore options that do involve someone getting smacked on the bottom.Thanks for the chuckle!

  3. Anonymous August 3, 2010 at 11:19 am #

    Love the cartoon. 🙂 I've had that ketchup reference in my repertoire for years, which I've used to explain the connection between smacking ass and female ejaculation. I say: it's stuck, like a ketchup bottle, Sir, will you please help me get it out? 😉

  4. ThinkPink August 7, 2010 at 1:02 pm #

    Oh!!! I have GOT to get me some of THESE!!!

  5. August 8, 2010 at 11:42 am #

    Anony: Great, one more image to make me blush while eating my fries. :)ThinkPink: They are fun, right? Surprise your guests with them.

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