Hoodwinked

It turns out that the tinted windows on the car rental were wholly unnecessary.
 
 
D & I are on vacation this week. I’m not sure which to avoid more: the hotel stairwells or the elevators. Tough choice between the lesser of two evils. One echoes and the other has a camera.

Something Stinks

When I said that something smelled like poo, I didn’t mean that it was you!
 
Next thing I know, I’m hauled over the likely culprit, the septic tank, and given a sound strapping.
 
I’d argue that it wasn’t fair but I’m afraid you’d find a Porta-Potty next.
 
Harumph.
 
 
EDIT: So, it’s been brought to my attention that this is a propane tank and not a septic tank. HA! My city girl ignorance is showing. Thanks, Gern, for pointing that out. (I guess.)
 
D & I are on vacation this week. Do you think he’ll spank me in the rental car? I hope he asked for something with tinted windows.

Direct Hit

A lull in the movie made me do it.
 
He was practically snoozing and I felt the need to liven things up. Taking a handful of popcorn, I pretended to lift it to my mouth and then…Bulls-eye! I launched it right at his nose. Direct hit.
 
Well, I livened things up, all right.
 
With a stern look, he promptly pulled me over his lap, yanked up my skirt, and made some direct hits of his own.

 
Conclusion: the movie wasn’t worth the ticket price, but the popcorn was worth every overcharged penny.
 
 
D & I are on vacation this week. I sure hope the hotel room walls aren’t paper-thin.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S

We’re preparing for our camping trip, cutting wood from the fallen trees. Productivity bores me so I decide to reenact some old cheers from high school.
 
“Go Bananas…B-A-N-A-N-A-S….Peel it to the left! Peel it to the right! Peel it down the middle and….UNH…take a bite!” I sing, spreading my legs as I mime peeling and end with a deep, suggestive thrust, emphasizing the ‘unh’.
 
You are appalled that I used to display myself like that, in my short cheerleading uniform. It was years ago, but still….this is what you do:
 
 
Making a public spanking spectacle for making a spectacle: how ironic.

 
 
D & I are on vacation with limited online access. What crazy place will he find to spank me? Please…not the hotel lobby.