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Why stop at Barely Pink when you can have Cherry Red?
See why life is better when it’s cherry red at The Cherry Red Report.
Big thanks to Dave, who defines “epic win”, for creating this comic.
You ever have one of those days?
You’re down. You’re stuck. You need help.
Someone comes along and you breathe a sigh of relief — finally, a helping hand.
And then…
Solution: you be my Prince Charming and I’ll be your insatiable whore.
Problem solved.
Drawing and wisdom found on Stuff No One Told Me.
It seemed like a good idea: steel handle with reinforced silicone, nice thud factor. It was no doubt over-qualified for turning fish and pancakes.
The woman at the check-out aisle thought so, too, giving her palm a tentative smack with the turner.
“Sturdy,” she concluded. I blushed and agreed.
I placed it on his pillow after unloading the rest of the groceries, opened a beer and took a decadent shower while imagining the fun of the evening.
Three hours and two exuberant whacks later, we discovered that, in this case, looks are deceiving.
I still have the receipt and am contemplating returning the broken item.
“As you can see, this turner is not the highest quality. Instead of replacing it with another one, can I exchange it for a set of wooden spoons?”
When it’s Cherry Red
10 Jul
Why stop at Barely Pink when you can have Cherry Red?
See why life is better when it’s cherry red at The Cherry Red Report.
Big thanks to Dave, who defines “epic win”, for creating this comic.
Ground Beef
12 Jun
You ever have one of those days?
You’re down. You’re stuck. You need help.
Someone comes along and you breathe a sigh of relief — finally, a helping hand.
And then…
Like this:
An Easy Solution
29 May
Solution: you be my Prince Charming and I’ll be your insatiable whore.
Problem solved.
Drawing and wisdom found on Stuff No One Told Me.
Two Gifts
8 May
Enjoy the rewards of motherhood today, in whatever form they take.
I know the tag says “Happy Birthday!”, but just put your thumb over that portion and have yourselves a Happy Mother’s Day.
I know the tag says “Happy Birthday!”, but just put your thumb over that portion and have yourselves a Happy Mother’s Day.
Two Whacks Later…
1 May
It seemed like a good idea: steel handle with reinforced silicone, nice thud factor. It was no doubt over-qualified for turning fish and pancakes.
The woman at the check-out aisle thought so, too, giving her palm a tentative smack with the turner.
“Sturdy,” she concluded. I blushed and agreed.
I placed it on his pillow after unloading the rest of the groceries, opened a beer and took a decadent shower while imagining the fun of the evening.
Three hours and two exuberant whacks later, we discovered that, in this case, looks are deceiving.
I still have the receipt and am contemplating returning the broken item.
“As you can see, this turner is not the highest quality. Instead of replacing it with another one, can I exchange it for a set of wooden spoons?”
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