We’ve all heard of him. But do you know why Chross annoys me so? Here are my top 10 reasons:
10. Each and every time I think I’ve discovered a gem of a spanking clip, I reference Chross’ blog and he already has it in his extensive movie database.
9. His daily stats are higher than most bloggers’ monthly hits.
8. His name has become a verb among bloggers, contributing to the bastardization of the English language. To “get Chrossed” means to be listed in his “Spankings of the Week” post.
7. The moments leading up to his “Spankings of the Week” are fraught with anticipation, much like Christmas morning, thereby rendering my Fridays practically useless.
6. He’s bilingual. That much knowledge is just…freaky.
5. He’s won Spanking Spot’s “Blog of the Year” four years running. We just cannot compete with his quality or popularity.
4. He knows about word origins and stuff. See #6 regarding the freakiness of knowledge.
3. A nod from Chross sometimes puts new blogs on the map. Who needs that sort of attention?
2. Despite the dangers of running a large forum, Chross’ blog is always a safe and ethical place. The man must be a dictator.
1. There isn’t a single thing to dislike about him. That’s just…annoying. It’s also the reason I’m making Chross my June Blog of the Month.
On the off-chance you haven’t visited his blog, push the rock off of yourself and go have a look. I’m sure the man will annoy you, too.
All artwork by the talented Mr. Chross, my unnamed eleventh reason.
Totally, Pink! I share your “annoyances” with that guy. Especially #8. I was just getting use to having things “googled”, and then I have to learn a whole new verb! Damn eponymous neologisms…
Seriously though, Chross has accomplished so much and is great guy for giving so much back to spanko bloggers. Awesome choice!
Wow. I never thought of that…Chross is the equivalent to spanking blogs as Google is to search engines. That goes on the list.
Reason 12- For making me think Blogger stats had wigged out again, only to find out that I was “Chrossed” for the first time!
It’s incredible, isn’t it?
Congrats on your first Chrossing. Here’s to many more, Lea!
So cheeky, so sassy, so Pink. Wonderful choice for blog of the month Pink, and this is Reason #11, all the honors Chross is so deservedly awarded.
Dioneo, totally agree that Chross gives so much back to the spanking community and especially us bloggers.
Lea, most bloggers have that reaction the first time we were Chrossed, I know I did. It was like “WTF is going on here! Oh, I see, I was Chrossed and that’s what’s spinning the dial.”
It is sort of unreal how one blogger can drive so much traffic to other blogs. He’s a phenom.
I might be wrong, since I really don’t know everyone that well here, but I think some people are looking for a good spanking.
I know you are paying tribute. I think. Right?
Personally, I don’t find him annoying. Giggles.
Of course I’m paying tribute. 😛
And as far as the “some people” comment, you surely don’t mean me, right? ‘Cuz everyone knows that I HATE that. 😉
Dear Bree: You are certainly a very naughty girl. When I get you home you are going over my knee and you will not sit down for a week!
I think she meant every word. And did you notice the time of her comments? Give it to her good.
(You’re welcome, Bree.)
Darn it! I was batting my eyelashes in that prrvious response. Really!
Sure you were.
I like commenters who try to get me in trouble.
Ooohhh!!! Ok. See You were on the top of that list. Sorry. I didn’t know you hated that. My bad. Hehe
I’ll forgive you. This one time.
I do not think you need any help. Just like I do not need any help either. :>p Giggles. :>)
We have mad skills.
Speaking of which…I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’m off to figure out how to change the time stamps on the commenting.
Thank you Pink. :>)
Yes I think you should change the time stamp thing. It got me in trouble last time.
Yeah. But then I’d have to delete these comments!
Doh!
Doesn’t it really annoy you when he has something else to do in his life and can’t post a SotW? You can hear the stats plummeting down all across the blogosphere.
Hugs,
Hermione
Yeah…King of the Spankosphere and he wants a life, too? The nerve.
What a Spanking you deserve Pink !! My Study NOW!!!
MarQe x 😉
Whatever could you mean, MarQe?
Something isn’t right about that guy. I don’t trust him. I think he works for the Anti-Spank division of the FBI and is using his website as a cover to gather IP info on suspects who they deem as morally dubious. Personally, I fully expect a knock on the door real soon and to end up handcuffed to some hot busty female officer who’s ass is just bursting out of her tight uniform skirt before being dragged away and thrown in jail.
Can’t wait.
Funny, Ian, I have the same feeling that men in uniform will be knocking at my door any day now. SWAT team? Bring it. I’m ready.
Oh dear Pink has “crossed” the line. That’s your blog doomed to the abyss. We’ll come and visit 😀
Please do. Send truffles.
(giggling) Ah, this is perfection. A wonderful tribute to our SpankoSphere Guru.
And wouldn’t it be ironic if this post got Chrossed? 😀
It started as your typical accolades type post, and then I got a little carried away. I was like, “Wow, Chross is so awesome, it’s downright annoying.” Voila. 😛
Yes, all ‘spanking enthusiasts’, agree, Chross, is ‘Uno Numero’, in Spanking Filmdom’ In fact Hollywood, should each year give him a special award called ‘The Oscar Cross Award’. Would you agree Pink.?
Considering that I am definitely a spanking enthusiast, I am in wholehearted agreement, SOTB! Let’s start the campaign now…
I think this deserves to be Chrossed Pink:) Chross is the best.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
I loved this 🙂 🙂
I could think of a few too 🙂
I’m sure that with all of our combined forces, we could develop quite the list. 🙂
What a funny and timely post as I just got “Chrossed.”
Congratulations, Tiffany. So have you now joined the league of people annoyed with Chross for all of the traffic he delivers? 😉
Yes, Chross blog is the UNO NUMERO amongst all our excellent ‘spanko’ bloggers.
I think Chross encourages a bad attitude towards women and that he has an unhealthy obsession with spanking, which he also encourages. I strongly dislike him.