Top 10 Reasons Chross Annoys Me

4 Jun

Solar by Chross


 
We’ve all heard of him. But do you know why Chross annoys me so? Here are my top 10 reasons:
 
10. Each and every time I think I’ve discovered a gem of a spanking clip, I reference Chross’ blog and he already has it in his extensive movie database.
 
9. His daily stats are higher than most bloggers’ monthly hits.
 
8. His name has become a verb among bloggers, contributing to the bastardization of the English language. To “get Chrossed” means to be listed in his “Spankings of the Week” post.
 

Stefanie by Chross


 
7. The moments leading up to his “Spankings of the Week” are fraught with anticipation, much like Christmas morning, thereby rendering my Fridays practically useless.
 
6. He’s bilingual. That much knowledge is just…freaky.
 
5. He’s won Spanking Spot’s “Blog of the Year” four years running. We just cannot compete with his quality or popularity.
 
4. He knows about word origins and stuff. See #6 regarding the freakiness of knowledge.
 

Maike Red by Chross


 
3. A nod from Chross sometimes puts new blogs on the map. Who needs that sort of attention?
 
2. Despite the dangers of running a large forum, Chross’ blog is always a safe and ethical place. The man must be a dictator.
 
1. There isn’t a single thing to dislike about him. That’s just…annoying. It’s also the reason I’m making Chross my June Blog of the Month.
 
On the off-chance you haven’t visited his blog, push the rock off of yourself and go have a look. I’m sure the man will annoy you, too.
 

 
All artwork by the talented Mr. Chross, my unnamed eleventh reason.

38 Responses to “Top 10 Reasons Chross Annoys Me”

  1. Dioneo June 5, 2011 at 12:17 am #

    Totally, Pink! I share your “annoyances” with that guy. Especially #8. I was just getting use to having things “googled”, and then I have to learn a whole new verb! Damn eponymous neologisms…

    Seriously though, Chross has accomplished so much and is great guy for giving so much back to spanko bloggers. Awesome choice!

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:42 am #

      Wow. I never thought of that…Chross is the equivalent to spanking blogs as Google is to search engines. That goes on the list.

  2. Lea June 5, 2011 at 12:32 am #

    Reason 12- For making me think Blogger stats had wigged out again, only to find out that I was “Chrossed” for the first time!

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:43 am #

      It’s incredible, isn’t it?

      Congrats on your first Chrossing. Here’s to many more, Lea!

  3. Michael June 5, 2011 at 12:55 am #

    So cheeky, so sassy, so Pink. Wonderful choice for blog of the month Pink, and this is Reason #11, all the honors Chross is so deservedly awarded.

    Dioneo, totally agree that Chross gives so much back to the spanking community and especially us bloggers.

    Lea, most bloggers have that reaction the first time we were Chrossed, I know I did. It was like “WTF is going on here! Oh, I see, I was Chrossed and that’s what’s spinning the dial.”

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:44 am #

      It is sort of unreal how one blogger can drive so much traffic to other blogs. He’s a phenom.

  4. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:38 am #

    I might be wrong, since I really don’t know everyone that well here, but I think some people are looking for a good spanking.

    I know you are paying tribute. I think. Right?

    Personally, I don’t find him annoying. Giggles.

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:41 am #

      Of course I’m paying tribute. :P

      And as far as the “some people” comment, you surely don’t mean me, right? ‘Cuz everyone knows that I HATE that. ;)

    • live2spank June 5, 2011 at 7:11 pm #

      Dear Bree: You are certainly a very naughty girl. When I get you home you are going over my knee and you will not sit down for a week!

      • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 10:41 pm #

        I think she meant every word. And did you notice the time of her comments? Give it to her good.

        (You’re welcome, Bree.)

  5. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:41 am #

    Darn it! I was batting my eyelashes in that prrvious response. Really!

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:42 am #

      Sure you were.

      I like commenters who try to get me in trouble.

  6. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:43 am #

    Ooohhh!!! Ok. See You were on the top of that list. Sorry. I didn’t know you hated that. My bad. Hehe

  7. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:47 am #

    I do not think you need any help. Just like I do not need any help either. :>p Giggles. :>)

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:48 am #

      We have mad skills.

      Speaking of which…I’m supposed to be sleeping. I’m off to figure out how to change the time stamps on the commenting.

  8. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:49 am #

    Thank you Pink. :>)

  9. bree June 5, 2011 at 1:51 am #

    Yes I think you should change the time stamp thing. It got me in trouble last time.

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 1:52 am #

      Yeah. But then I’d have to delete these comments!

      Doh!

  10. Hermione June 5, 2011 at 7:15 am #

    Doesn’t it really annoy you when he has something else to do in his life and can’t post a SotW? You can hear the stats plummeting down all across the blogosphere.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 8:36 am #

      Yeah…King of the Spankosphere and he wants a life, too? The nerve.

  11. MarQe June 5, 2011 at 9:19 am #

    What a Spanking you deserve Pink !! My Study NOW!!!

    MarQe x ;)

  12. Ian June 5, 2011 at 10:28 am #

    Something isn’t right about that guy. I don’t trust him. I think he works for the Anti-Spank division of the FBI and is using his website as a cover to gather IP info on suspects who they deem as morally dubious. Personally, I fully expect a knock on the door real soon and to end up handcuffed to some hot busty female officer who’s ass is just bursting out of her tight uniform skirt before being dragged away and thrown in jail.

    Can’t wait.

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 10:11 pm #

      Funny, Ian, I have the same feeling that men in uniform will be knocking at my door any day now. SWAT team? Bring it. I’m ready.

  13. wordsmith June 5, 2011 at 11:58 am #

    Oh dear Pink has “crossed” the line. That’s your blog doomed to the abyss. We’ll come and visit :-D

  14. Erica June 5, 2011 at 7:25 pm #

    (giggling) Ah, this is perfection. A wonderful tribute to our SpankoSphere Guru.

    And wouldn’t it be ironic if this post got Chrossed? :-D

    • Barely Pink June 5, 2011 at 10:12 pm #

      It started as your typical accolades type post, and then I got a little carried away. I was like, “Wow, Chross is so awesome, it’s downright annoying.” Voila. :P

  15. Six of the best June 6, 2011 at 8:37 am #

    Yes, all ‘spanking enthusiasts’, agree, Chross, is ‘Uno Numero’, in Spanking Filmdom’ In fact Hollywood, should each year give him a special award called ‘The Oscar Cross Award’. Would you agree Pink.?

    • Barely Pink June 6, 2011 at 11:25 pm #

      Considering that I am definitely a spanking enthusiast, I am in wholehearted agreement, SOTB! Let’s start the campaign now…

  16. Ronniesoul June 7, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    I think this deserves to be Chrossed Pink:) Chross is the best.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

  17. Dave June 10, 2011 at 11:52 pm #

    I loved this :-) :-)

  18. Chief June 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm #

    I could think of a few too :)

    • Barely Pink June 14, 2011 at 7:53 pm #

      I’m sure that with all of our combined forces, we could develop quite the list. :)

  19. Tiffany Scarlet July 20, 2011 at 2:10 am #

    What a funny and timely post as I just got “Chrossed.”

    • Barely Pink July 21, 2011 at 12:06 am #

      Congratulations, Tiffany. So have you now joined the league of people annoyed with Chross for all of the traffic he delivers? ;)

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